Here we have put together a list of the 25 best quotes by Mark Twain.
Top 25 Mark Twain Quotes and Sayings
Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.
If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.
I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
God created war so that Americans would learn geography.
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know.
I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
"Classic" - A book which people praise and don't read.
The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.